...hi guys, I know this is unheard of, a blog two days running but I forgot to mention something in yesterdays blog which has/is troubling me, Pelicans. Yes, you've read it right, it's Pelicans that are bothering me......still can't work it out? Over here Pelicans are the Shite Hawks (Seagulls) of the Caribbean, not that they steal the coconut from your hand but they're as common as farting in public......

What bothers me is the speed at which they enter the water when they're fishing......they come down from a great height like Captain Nemo on speed and that's the problem......what if they mistake the pattern on my swimming trunks for a tasty little fish?.....how would I explain having a Pelican wedged between the cheeks of my arse...?.....have you seen the size of their beaks......imagine if they tried to open it whilst still embedded....I hope now you can appreciate why I lie awake at night trying to devise a way of preventing this mishap.....any sugestions would be welcome.